Monday, February 28, 2011
2/15
its been a minute so you clearly miss me. but at least its given me plenty of time to perfect my Hans Gruber from Die Hard impression ("What is it that you say? Yippee Ki-yay-mutta****.") to write some stuff that will undoubtably tickle your funnybone and touch your heart, or tickle your boner bone and touch your junk, or tickle your "i don't care" bone then touch your hand softly and say "Please keep reading. I know it's laborious, but he's trying REALLY hard." get back into my life heather h, just hasnt been the same without you.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Lets see what this week brings!
12/17
"lets make out! "
12/19
" I see your very active... Do you like to ride 4wheelers....?"
"lets make out! "
12/19
" I see your very active... Do you like to ride 4wheelers....?"
Monday, December 13, 2010
I'm sorry do i know you???? ....NO
I've never even said hello to any of these guys -
11/23
"Any ideas for our honeymoon?..I was thinking Italy...talk to you soon"
Really ? ????
11/27
"but you're not THAT cute ;) just kidding. Really though, looks aren't the most important thing. Btw, I'm Vin and I just moved to Savannah. So...You're definitely cute...and I'm sorta digging the cuteness, but are you able to keep up a conversation ;) After all, charisma is the real root of attraction, right?"
11/23
"u find me a man yet? "
11/24
"It has probably been 12 years since I've made a potato cannon, but I made a coffee creamer fireball shooter using an air compressor not too long ago. I had planned to build one using propane as a propellant (coffee creamer takes a little effort to ignite), but I moved downtown and like many of my projects, it was put on hold--fireballs and cities don't generally go well together. I had to give up on the turbine engine too, as the 92dB exhaust pitch would thoroughly break the noise ordinance. Anyways...I like to build stuff."
11/25
"youre too cute, can i adopt you?"
11/27
"Beautiful, just sayin :) I assume your another "Yankee" if you are a Red Sox fan also." - RUDE!
11/29
"Text me later, this is my Friday!!!"--- ummm what? ya'll should see this guy!!!
11/29
" I was just curious...do you really consider drinking a forty under the moonlight to be a good first date?"
YEP!!
12/7
"I hope you are not getting all of the creepers hitting on you. If that is the case, I will tell my dad and uncle to leave you alone. I really hope they aren't on here, that would make for an awkward conversation when I go home this year. "
11/23
"Any ideas for our honeymoon?..I was thinking Italy...talk to you soon"
Really ? ????
11/27
"but you're not THAT cute ;) just kidding. Really though, looks aren't the most important thing. Btw, I'm Vin and I just moved to Savannah. So...You're definitely cute...and I'm sorta digging the cuteness, but are you able to keep up a conversation ;) After all, charisma is the real root of attraction, right?"
11/23
"u find me a man yet? "
11/24
"It has probably been 12 years since I've made a potato cannon, but I made a coffee creamer fireball shooter using an air compressor not too long ago. I had planned to build one using propane as a propellant (coffee creamer takes a little effort to ignite), but I moved downtown and like many of my projects, it was put on hold--fireballs and cities don't generally go well together. I had to give up on the turbine engine too, as the 92dB exhaust pitch would thoroughly break the noise ordinance. Anyways...I like to build stuff."
11/25
"youre too cute, can i adopt you?"
11/27
"Beautiful, just sayin :) I assume your another "Yankee" if you are a Red Sox fan also." - RUDE!
11/29
"Text me later, this is my Friday!!!"--- ummm what? ya'll should see this guy!!!
11/29
" I was just curious...do you really consider drinking a forty under the moonlight to be a good first date?"
YEP!!
12/7
"I hope you are not getting all of the creepers hitting on you. If that is the case, I will tell my dad and uncle to leave you alone. I really hope they aren't on here, that would make for an awkward conversation when I go home this year. "
Sunday, December 12, 2010
The rediculous internet dating emails i get
So, a couple of months ago I signed up on an internert dating site (the free one because I refuse to pay for that), just to see what's out there. I have ever done the internet dating thing so I wanted to try something new and OH MY have I seen what is out there!! The email's and pictures on there are hiliarious! I got these within the last couple of days.
sent 12/11-
"You are one sexy beast! I think we
should go to Arby's and get you a
haunch of meat. You look good!
You'd look even better with some
rubber gloves and industrial
strength oven cleaner (if you know
what I mean). And hey there's
plenty more sweet talk where that
came from so message me back if
you wanna chat."
12/09-
.."i've cruised around on this site a bit and keep coming back to your profile. i've now printed & framed it, and it sits on the wall in my kitchen. i speak to it sometimes, and let it sample whatever i'm cooking. since we've already got such a good thing going on, i was hesitant to email, but ultimately i knew that a relationship with your framed profile would have its limits. "...why do I attract this?? WTF
sent 12/11-
"You are one sexy beast! I think we
should go to Arby's and get you a
haunch of meat. You look good!
You'd look even better with some
rubber gloves and industrial
strength oven cleaner (if you know
what I mean). And hey there's
plenty more sweet talk where that
came from so message me back if
you wanna chat."
12/09-
.."i've cruised around on this site a bit and keep coming back to your profile. i've now printed & framed it, and it sits on the wall in my kitchen. i speak to it sometimes, and let it sample whatever i'm cooking. since we've already got such a good thing going on, i was hesitant to email, but ultimately i knew that a relationship with your framed profile would have its limits. "...why do I attract this?? WTF
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