12/17
"lets make out! "
12/19
" I see your very active... Do you like to ride 4wheelers....?"
Monday, December 20, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
I'm sorry do i know you???? ....NO
I've never even said hello to any of these guys -
11/23
"Any ideas for our honeymoon?..I was thinking Italy...talk to you soon"
Really ? ????
11/27
"but you're not THAT cute ;) just kidding. Really though, looks aren't the most important thing. Btw, I'm Vin and I just moved to Savannah. So...You're definitely cute...and I'm sorta digging the cuteness, but are you able to keep up a conversation ;) After all, charisma is the real root of attraction, right?"
11/23
"u find me a man yet? "
11/24
"It has probably been 12 years since I've made a potato cannon, but I made a coffee creamer fireball shooter using an air compressor not too long ago. I had planned to build one using propane as a propellant (coffee creamer takes a little effort to ignite), but I moved downtown and like many of my projects, it was put on hold--fireballs and cities don't generally go well together. I had to give up on the turbine engine too, as the 92dB exhaust pitch would thoroughly break the noise ordinance. Anyways...I like to build stuff."
11/25
"youre too cute, can i adopt you?"
11/27
"Beautiful, just sayin :) I assume your another "Yankee" if you are a Red Sox fan also." - RUDE!
11/29
"Text me later, this is my Friday!!!"--- ummm what? ya'll should see this guy!!!
11/29
" I was just curious...do you really consider drinking a forty under the moonlight to be a good first date?"
YEP!!
12/7
"I hope you are not getting all of the creepers hitting on you. If that is the case, I will tell my dad and uncle to leave you alone. I really hope they aren't on here, that would make for an awkward conversation when I go home this year. "
11/23
"Any ideas for our honeymoon?..I was thinking Italy...talk to you soon"
Really ? ????
11/27
"but you're not THAT cute ;) just kidding. Really though, looks aren't the most important thing. Btw, I'm Vin and I just moved to Savannah. So...You're definitely cute...and I'm sorta digging the cuteness, but are you able to keep up a conversation ;) After all, charisma is the real root of attraction, right?"
11/23
"u find me a man yet? "
11/24
"It has probably been 12 years since I've made a potato cannon, but I made a coffee creamer fireball shooter using an air compressor not too long ago. I had planned to build one using propane as a propellant (coffee creamer takes a little effort to ignite), but I moved downtown and like many of my projects, it was put on hold--fireballs and cities don't generally go well together. I had to give up on the turbine engine too, as the 92dB exhaust pitch would thoroughly break the noise ordinance. Anyways...I like to build stuff."
11/25
"youre too cute, can i adopt you?"
11/27
"Beautiful, just sayin :) I assume your another "Yankee" if you are a Red Sox fan also." - RUDE!
11/29
"Text me later, this is my Friday!!!"--- ummm what? ya'll should see this guy!!!
11/29
" I was just curious...do you really consider drinking a forty under the moonlight to be a good first date?"
YEP!!
12/7
"I hope you are not getting all of the creepers hitting on you. If that is the case, I will tell my dad and uncle to leave you alone. I really hope they aren't on here, that would make for an awkward conversation when I go home this year. "
Sunday, December 12, 2010
The rediculous internet dating emails i get
So, a couple of months ago I signed up on an internert dating site (the free one because I refuse to pay for that), just to see what's out there. I have ever done the internet dating thing so I wanted to try something new and OH MY have I seen what is out there!! The email's and pictures on there are hiliarious! I got these within the last couple of days.
sent 12/11-
"You are one sexy beast! I think we
should go to Arby's and get you a
haunch of meat. You look good!
You'd look even better with some
rubber gloves and industrial
strength oven cleaner (if you know
what I mean). And hey there's
plenty more sweet talk where that
came from so message me back if
you wanna chat."
12/09-
.."i've cruised around on this site a bit and keep coming back to your profile. i've now printed & framed it, and it sits on the wall in my kitchen. i speak to it sometimes, and let it sample whatever i'm cooking. since we've already got such a good thing going on, i was hesitant to email, but ultimately i knew that a relationship with your framed profile would have its limits. "...why do I attract this?? WTF
sent 12/11-
"You are one sexy beast! I think we
should go to Arby's and get you a
haunch of meat. You look good!
You'd look even better with some
rubber gloves and industrial
strength oven cleaner (if you know
what I mean). And hey there's
plenty more sweet talk where that
came from so message me back if
you wanna chat."
12/09-
.."i've cruised around on this site a bit and keep coming back to your profile. i've now printed & framed it, and it sits on the wall in my kitchen. i speak to it sometimes, and let it sample whatever i'm cooking. since we've already got such a good thing going on, i was hesitant to email, but ultimately i knew that a relationship with your framed profile would have its limits. "...why do I attract this?? WTF
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