So, a couple of months ago I signed up on an internert dating site (the free one because I refuse to pay for that), just to see what's out there. I have ever done the internet dating thing so I wanted to try something new and OH MY have I seen what is out there!! The email's and pictures on there are hiliarious! I got these within the last couple of days.
sent 12/11-
"You are one sexy beast! I think we
should go to Arby's and get you a
haunch of meat. You look good!
You'd look even better with some
rubber gloves and industrial
strength oven cleaner (if you know
what I mean). And hey there's
plenty more sweet talk where that
came from so message me back if
you wanna chat."
12/09-
.."i've cruised around on this site a bit and keep coming back to your profile. i've now printed & framed it, and it sits on the wall in my kitchen. i speak to it sometimes, and let it sample whatever i'm cooking. since we've already got such a good thing going on, i was hesitant to email, but ultimately i knew that a relationship with your framed profile would have its limits. "...why do I attract this?? WTF
Holy crap! Are these people for real!? Maybe you should try the pay sites. I think they weed out some of the crazies!
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